Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Tired of me yet?
okay..one more post and then I am off to do something writerly. Not that this isn't writerly...but it doesn't exactly pay the bills.
Anyway.
Last night as I was complaining and laughing about the strange people calling me I came up with a short list that I have dubbed (and Jeff Foxworthy, excuse me for stealing your title a bit..but it works) You Might Be A Computer Savvy Redneck If...
You might be a computer savvy redneck if...
You have a laptop sitting on top of a desktop PC..and neither of the work.
Your AIM/AOL screenname is BubbasSisterWife
Your computer is worth more than your trailer and pickup truck combined
You have to add "Y'all" to the end of ROFLMBO
If you IM your buddy from the Tractor Pull and send him a live feed with your webcam with the message, "Y'all gotta see this!"
If the sounds on your computer consist of "Yeah, buddy", "old lady (or man) bring me a beer!", and "Yeee Hawww!"
If you bought a cell phone because it had global technology, hyper sensitive keys, PDA enhancements, was fully compatible with your laptop and desktop PC and the faceplate and ring tone brought back fond memories of the Dukes of Hazzard.
Okay, that's all...so far. :-) And, for the record, I am a southern gal, and these are things I have seen and heard from these other southern yahoos that surround me...ie. my friends.
Yeah, I know. :-)
